Why chocolate is better than a man
Gepost 03 maart 2009 20:15 door lala_glenn_lala(19
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1. Chocolate is rich and satisfying all at once.
2. You're never dissapointed when you open the wrapper.
3. Chocolate doesn't care how many pieces you've eaten before.
4. Chocolate always hits the spot.
5. Chocolate doesn't secretly want to be eaten by your best friend.
6. Chocolate always smells good.
7. Chocolate won't ask “Am I the best?” or “how was it?“.
8. It doesn't sulk if you don't want it the first thing in the morning.
9. Chocolates are easy to pick up.
10. Chocolate is satisfying even when it's gone soft.
12. You can suck a piece of chocolate even in front of your mother.
13. Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
14. Chocolate doesn't mind what time of the month it is.
15. You dont't mind the brown stains left by chocolate.
16. With chocolate size doesn't really matter, it's always good.
17. Chocolate doesn't mind if you bite it's nuts.
18. With chocolate you dont have to be a virgin more than once.
29. “If you love me, you swallow that..” has real meaning with chocolate.
20. You can have more than one chocolate a night without ruining your reputation.
21. Chocolate doesn't think it's smooth.
22. It doesn't matter wich color you prefer, they're all good.
23. Chocolate doesn't care if you gain weight.
24. Chocolate satisfies you everytime and everywhere.
2. You're never dissapointed when you open the wrapper.
3. Chocolate doesn't care how many pieces you've eaten before.
4. Chocolate always hits the spot.
5. Chocolate doesn't secretly want to be eaten by your best friend.
6. Chocolate always smells good.
7. Chocolate won't ask “Am I the best?” or “how was it?“.
8. It doesn't sulk if you don't want it the first thing in the morning.
9. Chocolates are easy to pick up.
10. Chocolate is satisfying even when it's gone soft.
12. You can suck a piece of chocolate even in front of your mother.
13. Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
14. Chocolate doesn't mind what time of the month it is.
15. You dont't mind the brown stains left by chocolate.
16. With chocolate size doesn't really matter, it's always good.
17. Chocolate doesn't mind if you bite it's nuts.
18. With chocolate you dont have to be a virgin more than once.
29. “If you love me, you swallow that..” has real meaning with chocolate.
20. You can have more than one chocolate a night without ruining your reputation.
21. Chocolate doesn't think it's smooth.
22. It doesn't matter wich color you prefer, they're all good.
23. Chocolate doesn't care if you gain weight.
24. Chocolate satisfies you everytime and everywhere.
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Reacties
Bericht 04 maart 2009 21:51 door GwenAlice(20
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ach als je zoveel chocola eet en je word dik, dan kan die chocolade reep het wel niks schelen maar als je dan toch aan de man wil dan voel je je best genaaid
Bericht 04 maart 2009 16:52 door (profiel verwijderd)()
Als je dat wat Janna zegt wegdenkt en gewoon de tekst leest zoals het er staat en de humor ervan inziet, en het dus niet serieus neemt, dan is het erg grappig.
Bericht 04 maart 2009 15:50 door Amitiel(38)
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heel erg eens met janna 
Bericht 04 maart 2009 12:46 door Bregj(20)
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Eens met Janna jaa.
Maar wel grappig.
Maar wel grappig.
Bericht 03 maart 2009 21:41 door playgroundlove(21)
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Agrees with Janna
Hoewel ik chocola afentoe toch ook wel boven mannen verkies.
Hoewel ik chocola afentoe toch ook wel boven mannen verkies.
Bericht 03 maart 2009 20:46 door JNNAA(21)
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But chocolate doesn't talk to you when you feel lonely. And chocolate melts away, chocolate doesn't stay, none of it. Chocolate isn't big and soft enough to lie down to. Chocolate has no shoulders to cry on. Chocolate has no lips to kiss. Chocolate isn't funny, you can't laugh at it and be happy with together with it. Chocolate won't sleep with you. Chocolate won't leave you and so, it will never come back to you when you'll feel bad anyway without men.
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