OH MY GOD!
I wasn’t doing anything today
Yesterday either
Put the television on and heard someone say
Something about a vagina
Who cares about a man becoming a woman
Let him be both
I won’t be shocked by seeing humans
Hiding their mysteries under clothes
I won’t be shocked by danger of
Diseases I don’t even know
Who cares about, who cares about, who cares about
The funniest homevideo
It doesn’t mean anything
To me, so

Let’s boogie Bob Saget away
The neignties can’t stay
Please, people, make some noice
Because I don’t want to hear that kind of voice
Not like that,
Oh,
Not like that anymore

I want some refreshement
Even if that isn’t possible
That we can’t really make a brand new statement
Is something that is acceptable
Once in the history of our future
We have to say the same
But maybe we shouldn’t be showing that by Reality-Culture
It’s a burned out flame
I won’t be shocked by seeing humans
Making eachother angry and sad
I won’t be shocked by being witness of
Bullied royalties getting mad
Who cares about, who cares about, who cares about
Michael Jackson becoming the funniest homevideo
It doesn’t mean anything
To me, so

Let’s boogie Bob Saget away
The neignties can’t stay
Please, people, make some noice
Because I don’t want to hear that kind of voice
Not like that,
Oh,
Not like that anymore

Oh dear, I just beamed Bob Saget up, again