TAOISM: Shit happens.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
BUDDHISM: If shit happens,it isn't really shit.
ZEN-BUDDHISM: What is the sound of shit happening?
HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
ISLAM: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
CATHOLICISM:If shit happens, you deserved it.
PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happen to someone else.
JUDAISM Why does shit always happen to us?
NEW AGE: Affirm: "Shit does not happen to me."
ATHEIST I don't believe this shit.
SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens... that will be $5000 please
RASTAFARIAN Let's roll that shit up and smoke it.
AMERICAN INDIAN: Shit happens in 4 directions.
YOGISM: Press your ass and keep it inside.
FREUDISM: Let's talk about your shit since childhood.
FUNDAMENTALISM: Shit happens according to chapter & verse.
MARXISM: Try out my ideas and shit happens.
CAPITALISM: Shit happens to many, but at least some get rich.
DIAMOND HEART: Shit happens, and that is the truth.
INNER CHILD: Shit happened long ago and it still stiks.
HAKOMI: How do you experience shit happening.
HOBNOBISM: Shit-happenings for everybody!

Deze kende ik al veel langer, maar ik was hem nog niet helemaal tegengekomen.
Hij is nog steeds leuk. Al weet ik helaas niet wat 'hobnobism' is.